Can somebody explain to me what the inherent differences are between top 40 and music that’s good?

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Bass. Where is it?

Context: I'm playing a super bangin' track
Me: (Hmmm, I can't hear anything below 250Hz)
Me: Hey soundguy! I'm not really getting the bass I need, my levels are good.
Soundguy: Hmmm, are you sure?
Me: Yeah, I know this track I love this track, especially the bassline I'm missing.
Soundguy: Sounds good to me.
Me: Yeah, sounds great except I know it sounds better on my elderly parents' stereo.
Soundguy: Hmmm maybe you should turn up the low gain on your mixer?
Me: (How did he end up being the soundguy?)
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Cops

They typically show up just before I’m supposed to go on…

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I DJ Too.

Context: Playing music on the beach in Florida.
Bro: Whoa! Nice setup man!
Me: Thanks a lot dude. I'm proud of it!
Bro: You know, I'm kind of a DJ myself.
Me: Oh? Nice. What's your gear?
Bro: Well, I mostly just walk around the bar and make a playlist on my iPod.
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Youtube.

Bro: You got any country?
Me: No, if you want guitar twang I've got Morgan Page.
Bro: What?
Me: Exactly. No man, sorry I don't.
Bro: Oh, well just pull up youtube real quick.
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Last Weekend the audience…

started chanting, “Tim McGraw! Tim McGraw! Tim McGraw”

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Sandstorm (again)

“Do you have that techno track, ‘Sandstorm’?”

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It never gets old.

“Sandstorm?”

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Sandstorm

“Can you play sandstorm?”

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Typical request, bro.

Context: Sirens of the Sea (Cosmic Gate Remix) - Oceanlab is playing.
Bro: Can I make a request?
Me: Haha of course. No promises though. I have 16,000 tracks, if I have it I'll try to play it.
Bro: You got 'Bobby Brackins' - Lesbian?
Me: No.
Bro: Trust me, it's a good track. Play it.
Me: No. As in no, I don't have the track.
Bro: Well pull it up!
Me: . . .No.
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